I live in Essex, but Shifnal/Telford, in Shropshire is my hometown.
- Wait, lemme take a selfie. -
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things that annoy me:
- you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
- are you sure you’re gay????
- you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
- it’s a phase??????
- your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
- my dick will make you straight????
- you don’t look like a lesbian?????
- lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs